The Original Tally, for Asylum -
In Which Sam and Dean disagree, get therapy, and hunt a psychotic spirit.
Dean saves Sam: 1
-- Saves him from himself. Kind of a theme, isn't it?
Sam saves Dean: 0
-- Ah, no. Sam basically earns a -2 in this category, seeing as how he pulls the trigger on his brother not once, but TWICE in the space of a few minutes. Yes, the second gun wasn't loaded. Dean, despite appearances, is NOT an idiot.
Fake ID: 1
-- Sam is actually himself in therapy. Which is probably why the bitchface is so epic when he comes out of his 50 min session!
Dean draws a weapon: 2
-- Dean is certainly the hero in this ep. Of course, *flutters eyelashes* he's always My Hero!!
Dean kicks in a door: 0.5
-- A half a point for effort!
Sam gets choked: 0
-- Electric shock theraapy... choking... very similar expressions of pain from our Sasquatch!
Sam's Bitchface: 3
-- Like I said, therapy brings out Sammy's inner (bitchy)diva.
Dean snacks: 0
-- Nothing very appetizing in that creepy, haunted asylum.
Sam kisses: 0
-- He is saved from the fate that poor Gavin suffered! Saved by Dean, of course.
Dean kisses: 0
-- I felt like Kat took a liking to him. Not that anybody could compete with Dean (except maybe Sam), but Gavin? Not even NEAR the same league as our Dean.
Psychic Visions: 0
-- Mention of them (to keep them fresh in our minds, I'm sure. Thank you, Kripke) but no psychic encounters!
Tied Up!: 0
-- Bound by Dr. Ellicott's SithLord-like powers, perhaps. But without chains/rope, what's the point?!
Breaking and Entering: 0
-- The only necessary B&E is already done (by stupid kids) by the time our boys show up. But I bet they do have some of those big, chain-cutting plier thingys in the trunk, just in case.
Sam on the computer: 0
-- No need, the research is already done! Thanks Dad.
-- Yummy! I have no idea why, but I guess this was a good ep for tummies!
-- Does being pinned to the floor by your supernaturally-altered, gun wielding brother count? Not this time!
Dean is thrown into something: 2
-- Ow. Want me to kiss your bruises, Dean?! *suggestive eyebrows*
-- Too much of the indoors! Get those boys outside, Krip!